Forthwith, here are some jazzy comebacks to sprinkle throughout your day. Won't cost you any money, and the outcome of your impulsive remarks will make your glad that your impetuous youth has gone the way of all flesh. Or these encounters might make you ready for senility, when you'll be able to get away with anything.
So. Say one of your coworker says "Howzit going?" and you can tell he doesn't give a rip and you think he really thinks he could do your job in half the time (but you might be wrong). Try this out: "Just what do you mean by ''IT'"?
For those times when the MacTeenager at the MacDrivethrough is MacRude and messes up your MacOrder, but you know that only the young and desperate would take a MacJob: When she simpers "Have a good one," reply, "Which french fry are you referring to?"
When you're at the mailbox, and your neighbor, at her mailbox, calls out "How you doing?" Consider responding, "Oh, I'm all sorts of things." It could be the start of a deep soul correspondence. Or not.
"Nice day," says the UPS man. "Yes, it is," you say, "and I like the way this box smells."
"How are you?" asks your neighbor who never talks to you. Look over your shoulder, then say, "Who?"
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Those who really lived the sixties may not remember them, but the tribe has to stick together. Is there something you've always wanted to reply to a cab driver, investment broker, convenience store clerk, telemarketer, department head, certified public accountant, therapist, or zookeeper, but never have?